20 Funny (and printable) Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids
By Jillian | May 28, 2017
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids | 20 Funny (and printable) Jokes for Kids
One of the things that makes being a parent fun is find ways to make the kids laugh. M and M had so much fun with the silly jokes for kids, the spring jokes and the riddles for kids I made into printable lunch box notes.
I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of knock, knock jokes for kids. Of course a lot of them are favorites from when I was a kid, but some of them are brand new to me.
This knock knock jokes for kids post was such a fun post to put together. I was smiling the entire time. (I even chuckled a bit a the very best knock knock jokes). I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
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Knock, knock. Who s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
Knock, knock. Who s there? Who! Who who? That s what an owl says!
Knock, knock. Who s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it s cold out here.
Knock, knock. Who s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock. Who s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it s pointless.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
Knock, knock. Who s there? Double. Double who? W!
Knock, knock. Who s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock. Who s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who s there? I am. I am who?You don t know who you are?
Knock, knock. Who s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I m excited to see you too.
Knock, knock. Who s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it s broken!
Knock, knock. Who s there? Boo! Boo who? Don t cry, it s just me.
Knock, knock. Who s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup ARRRRRRRRRR!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn t know you could yodel.
Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn t remember me!
Knock, knock. Who s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn t say banana?
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Talinda Ann Bentley, Chester Bennington s Wife: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
Published Jul 20, 2017 at 4:29pm
Chester Bennington and wife Talinda Ann Bentley (L) arrive at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards.
Legendary rock frontman Chester Bennington was found dead inside a Los Angeles residence on July 20th. According to TMZ, his death was the result of a suicide by hanging. He is survived by his wife of 12 years, Talinda Ann Bentley, 40, and his six children.
His wife’s Twitter account appears to have been hacked late Thursday, with tweets about her husband’s death showing up for about 30 minutes, before they were deleted. You can read more about that here.
Bennington was alone in his home when he died, his wife and family were elsewhere. The medical examiner’s office has yet to provide any additional details, and a full autopsy report isn’t yet available.
Bennington, 41, is best known as the lead singer of Linkin Park, and later Dead by Sunrise. He and bandmates Mike Shinoda were at the forefront of the nu metal and rap metal genre in the 2000s.
Here’s what you need to know about his wife, Talinda:
1. Bentley is a Former Model Who Posed for ‘Playboy’ Magazine
A post shared by Chester Bennington (@chesterbe) on Apr 24, 2017 at 2:39pm PDT
Bentley was born in Phoenix, Arizona, on September 18, 1976. She worked a number of odd jobs during her teen years, including a waitress, a trainer, and a school teacher, according to LP Theory. During her time as a teacher, she taught science to 6th to 8th grade students. She eventually found success as a model in the 2000s, appearing in the College Girls section of Playboy magazine.
Bentley also attended Los Angeles Music Academy, graduating in 1995, according to her social media pages.
Bentley’s modeling skills brought her a considerable amount of success between 2000 and 2004, where she began a regular in Playboy‘s spring issues, according to the Linkin Park fansite. It was during this time that Bentley was introduced to Chester Bennington. According to Bentley’s bio on Answer.com, the couple met through a shared friend, musician, Ryan Shuck, and began dating in December 2004.
Bentley and Bennington were married the following year. In the post above, the singer pens a touching poem to his wife.
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2. The Couple Got Married in 2005 Had 3 Children
A post shared by Chester Bennington (@chesterbe) on Apr 23, 2017 at 12:47pm PDT
Bennington married Bentley shortly after his divorce from his first wife, Samantha Marie Olit. In a 2009 interview with Bullz-Eye, Bennington discussed how Bentley helped him overcome his depression at the time:
“My divorce was one of the worst and best things to ever happen to me in my life. Everything I had worked so hard for was gone after we were through. Everything! I was wiped out and it was tough on my ego to let go of all of that,” he said, “I went from living in a huge house to a tiny apartment in Santa Monica. I was so drained and bitter during that time.”
— Talinda Bennington (@TalindaB) June 25, 2017
“But I eventually learned from it and moved on,” he added, “I then fell in love again and I got help facing my demons… When I met Talinda, I knew she was the one pretty instantly. She moved into my place after a week and a half or something like that.”
Happy Father’s Day to the man of my dreams❤️ You are the best Daddy ever!! @ChesterBe pic.twitter.com/R96A6uGSam
— Talinda Bennington (@TalindaB) June 18, 2017
The couple had three children together, Tyler Lee Bennington, 11, and Lila Lilly Bennington, both of whom are 6 and can be seen above. Last month, Bentley tweeted a photo of the couple with the caption: “Happy Father’s Day to the man of my dreams. You are the best Daddy ever!!”
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3. Bentley Was Targeted By a Cyberstalker in 2006
A post shared by Chester Bennington (@chesterbe) on Mar 6, 2017 at 3:20pm PST
Bentley and Bennington were the victims of cyberstalking in 2006. Wired reports that Bentley received an anonymous email in March of that year that read, “I’m very happy for you and Chester.” The emails persisted, and the couple began getting phone calls from an unknown number. “Someone called me 15 times between 4 am and 4:30,” Bennington told Wired.
One such call was between Bentley and the alleged cyberstalker. “I’m watching you,” said the voice on the other line. Bentley said “Whatever,” and the voice retorted by calling her a whore, according to Wired.
7/4/2007 Devon Townsend tells NM court of stalking Chester Bennington Linkin Park using gov. computers to access his e-mail cell voicemail
— kim lookingbill (@seadolphin1) July 4, 2010
The mind games intensified as the emails began to list their daily routines in graphic detail, and Bentley discovered that some of the passwords on her computer had been changed. “This person is hacking into everything,” Talinda recalled in an interview with Wired.
She said she thought, “Are they watching me now? Are they here?” The former model added “I didn’t know who to trust. I literally only trusted my husband. Our family and closest friends were all suspects.”
After a year, the cyberstalker was discovered to be a man named Devon Townsend. USA Today reports that Townsend was found guilty of tampering with the couple’s email, as well as sending threatening messages, and was sentenced to two years in prison in 2008.
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4. Bennington Dedicated the Song ‘Give Me Your Name’ to Bentley
Bennington founded the band Dead by Sunrise in 2005, which consisted of him, Elias Andrea, Brandon Belksy, Amir Derakh, and longtime friend Ryan Shuck. They released their debut album Out of Ashes in 2009, and one song in particular, “Give Me Your Name,” was written as a tribute to Bentley.
“Give me a smile / Give me your name girl / Give me a sign to get my way / And get what I came for / Because you don’t come easy,” goes the opening verse, alluding to the struggles that Bennington had after his divorce.
Given that Bentley helped him face his demons, lyrics like “And then I fall into the ocean (into the ocean) / Inside of your eyes / Taking me deeper / Where all the pain dies” are especially touching and intimate. Listen to the full song above.
The only post currently visible on Bentley’s Instagram is a photo her and Bennington’s anniversary in January. The caption reads: “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY” with several kissing emojis. It is unclear whether or not Bentley deleted her other posts after Bennington’s death.
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5. Bentley Helped Raise Bennington’s Children From Past Relationships
A post shared by Ilsa Pouw (@chesterbennington1999) on Mar 24, 2015 at 11:44am PDT
Bennington had one child, a son named Jamie, with former girlfriend Elka Brand. Jamie was born on May 12, 1996. He also decided to adopt Brand’s son Isaiah, a process that was finalized in 2006. Isaiah has spent the last decade living with Bennington and his stepmother, Bentley.
Bennington had another son was with his first wife Samantha Marie Olit. The two married in 1996, after his split from Brand, and they welcomed Draven Sebastian six years later on April 19, 2002. The couple eventually divorced in 2005.
He remained a committed father while fronting numerous bands, and even left his tenure with Stone Temple Pilots in 2015 to spend more time with his kids. “When I leave on tour with Linkin Park, they’re like, ‘Okay, we’ll see you when you get back.’ They understand what I’m doing, but when I would leave with STP they would cry,” he told Q104.3, “I started realizing, I think they thought I was choosing to do that over being at home with them, because I would be done with Linkin Park and coming home.”
It was just too hard on my family,” he added, “So I basically was like, you know what, I’ve got to stop being selfish here. When I’m not doing Linkin Park, I’ve got to be home with my babies.”
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I lie on these things and fail. I tell the truth and still fail. wtf. whats sad is im an amazing person to work with/for but noone will ever know because of these stupid tests.
zlloyd1 – I am in the same position as you are. The assessment for target was painful to get through as 80% of the 2 choices I didn t agree with. IT was ridiculous.
Just Jill, I think those kinds of assessment tests are judging whether you are a social type of person or an analytical one so I d say the way to answer is dependent on the type of job for which you are applying. For example, if it s a sales job, I d answer being more social. If you are handling the company s taxes, answer more analytically. It s very job-type dependent.
What about the tests that ask what would your current or most recent employer say ranging from below other countries workers to much higher than your computer workers?
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