#question and answer jokes
Hilarious Question Answer Jokes.
Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff
Whats black and white and red all over? A really bad painting
What can you catch but not throw? A cold
What has a bank but no money? A river
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel
How many letters are in the alphabet? Theres 11 letters in the alphabet
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp
What is the only thing water kills? A fire
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat? When you a mouse
How can a woman shoot and hang her husband yet he is still alive? The womans a photographer
Whats worth more, a chest full of $5 or $10 gold pieces?
Neither, gold is valued by weight and the chests weigh the same
How can you jump from the top of a 100 ft ladder to the ground without getting hurt?
You lay the ladder flat on the ground
How many second are there in a year? 12 (january 2nd, february 2nd, etc.)
What horse never comes out in the daytime? A night mare
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine (7 8 9)
Who leads the country after the vice president dies? The president, still
Do they have a fourth of july in Canada? Of course, but its not a holiday
I hope these question and answer jokes help you. Good luck. )