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15 Funny Yahoo Answers Questions that Will Make You LOL Hard

Funny questions and answersAs the editor of MakeUseOf Answers I see a lot of tech-related questions every day. Since every question is moderated, most of the embarrassing fun is edited out and the most ridiculous questions never see the light of day. From an entertaining point of view that is too bad, but on the other hand, we really want to make the world a smarter place.

If you don t know what I mean, have a look at 15 funny Yahoo Answers questions from Yahoo users. How do these people manage to survive?

If you need to work out those face and belly muscles, here you go!

1. Question: How Can I Prevent Pearl Harbor From Happening?

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Smartass Answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.

2. Question: Credit Card (Stuck) In Computer?

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Smartass Answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.

3. Question: If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace?

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Smartass Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker herself!

4. Question: Why Do Stupid People Breed?

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Smartass Answer: They wanted company?

5. Question: If A Woman Was To Eat A Lot Of Chocolate, Would Her Breast Milk Taste Like Chocolate Milk?

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Smartass Answer: Chocolate breast milk comes from black women.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker. His comment?

wow never realised this b4, ty

6. Question: How Turn Computer Monitor Into Mirror?

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Smartass Answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.

7. Question: How To Get YouTube To Come Film You?

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This is actually a popular troll question, that has been posted several times on Yahoo! Answers. Meanwhile, the original question was deleted.

8. Question: Why Are Fossilized Clam Shells Found On Mt. Everest?

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Smartass Answer: Obviously. Any other suggestion, such as geological uplift of the ancient seabed at points of tectonic plate subduction, would be mere hocus-pocus and superstition.

9. Question: What Is The Country Of Canada All About?

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Smartass Answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.

10. Question: Instead Of Simply Worshipping God , Why Not Worship Godzilla?

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Smartass Answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.

This question reminds of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As founder Bobby Henderson says:

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

11. Question: How Do People Hide Large Amounts Of Food In Their Mouth?

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Smartass Answer: It s called Bulimia?

12. Question: Can I Fail A Drug Test By Having Sex The Night Before?

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Smartass Answer: You will fail an IQ test.

13. Question: Why Doesn t The Earth Fall Down?

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Smartass Answer: Because it can fly.

Yes, that s also the best answer selected by the Asker. She didn t care much for gravity and the sun.

14. Question: Why Did Yahoo! Answers Delete My Question?

Subtitle: Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?

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Smartass Answer: Try the dryer instead.

15. Question: VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP. They Play It In Clubs.

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Smartass Answer: Sandstorm by Darude.

I m speechless. People actually knew the answer!

If those got you hooked, check out more funny Yahoo! Answers on these pages:

Do you think most of these questions are genuine or do people just fake it to appear in an article like this?

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I think that some of them are bogus but some are real. It’s hard to know which. I do know a few really ignorant people who could ask some of these questions. And remember some of the stupid things we’ve heard one of our past presidents say. and his hilarious vice president?

Everything is plausible on the internet. šŸ™‚

Not funny this is the last time i go to articles like these. Turly pointless. I mean we all know that yahoo answers is effed so who even cares anymore?

Then why did you click on the website?

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Some of the questions are funny, but the answer to #8 was stupid. Basically the other reason they give means that Mt. Everest was once underwater, which is the same thing as saying it was flooded. If several people groups that live in a different part of the world each have a story of a worldwide flood, how are they so sure it couldn’t have happened? Maybe they just have something about the Bible? Nah, that couldn’t be šŸ™‚

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The “Smartass Answers” to the questions that are so obviously jokes just makes the Smartass Answerer look like an idiot. Especially with Question 10.


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